Husbands are Husbands....

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.
'What was that for?' the man asked.

The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'.

The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on'
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.

Wife replied: 'Your Horse phoned!!! '


ps: Morale of the story, dont trust ur husbands too much... hihiiii... No laa..its just a joke! :D

Lempeng kelapa... sobb sobbb

lapar gilerrrrr.... sambil2 bos mitin, kuo kjp gi food court td... order NGK xmo pedas, xmo sayor...heheh... sembang2 ngan macik2 kt situ...skali terpandangkan lempeng kelapa.... rasa nk bergenang air mata.... masa kecik2 sket dulu, papa slalu beli lempeng kelapa nie... cecah sambal bilis or kari ayam.... plus air kopi panas....adussss...syahdunyer... *crying*

papa suka lempeng... papa suka ikan n ayam golek.... papa suka minum kopi... papa suka makan nasi minyak yg mak masak... papa suka bwk kitorg pegi mandi laut ( umah arwah nenek dulu tepi pantai...iskk..isk...), papa slalu tlg urut kaki kalo terseliuh (kecik2 dulu tomboy, slalu men bola sepak ngan abg... caye x???), papa slalu piat tinger sbb gadoh ngan adik (huhuuuu), papa always there when i need him! *tears, dont fall away...* sobbb...sobbb....

masa blaja dulu2, dok hostel... dr form 1 sampai ke degree, x penah dok umah... sampai laa keje skrg pon, blom penah lg dok umah lame2...plg lame pon cuti sem tp kjp jer sbb buat keje part time.... tp nk bgtau nie time form 1-5 dolu2, slalu sgt dpt mimpi2 pelik... org kate kalo mimpi gigi tercabut, ader org2 yg dkt ngan kita akan pegi... haaa... time yg plg xleh lupe mase form 3....

blk kelas tghari tu penat giler... lps dh mandi, makan sumer... terlelap.... zZZZzzZzzzz.... dlm mimpi tu, gigi geraham tercabot... sakit dowhhh.... nangis kuat giler... sedar2 tgk bantal pon basah...sungguh2 nangis... trus turun bwh carik public fon nk tepon papa... sok sek sok sek nangis...mase tu dh kul 7 @ 8pm cenggitu laaa.... nangis yg x hengat punyer! kesiannnn papa... mlm tu jgk dier smpi kt hostel ngan adik... PAPA, JASA & KASIH SYG SEORG AYAH JUGA TIADA TANGINGAN NYA.... :(

papa, semoga cpt sembuh! nnt Ateh blk lg jenguk... Ateh luv u soooooo much! Mucho te quero!

*sambil lap air mata n hingus sbb cema2... :P*

Cupcake ohhh Cupcake!!!

Owhhh yeaa.... kegilaan apakah smlm sanggup mencari cupcake smpi dpt?? i pon x tau...tp yg i tau, kalo x dpt, mmg boley nangis kempunan...iskkk..mengalah

kan org pegnen neh... tp itulah yg i rase semenjak dua menjak neh... kalo teringin nk mkn sumthin tu, baik pegi carik smpi dpt... kalo x, mmg x senang duduk..tdo pon x kenyang....aik?? tdo kenyang?? heheee... tdo pon x lena daaaaa.... apakah yg jadik kegilaan itu???

tadaaaaaaaa!!!!

nie laaa kegilaan semalam neh... after work, trus shoot pegi The Gardens yg x brape nk gardenlah kt MV tuh... pusing punyer pusing punyer pusing smpi nk tercabot kaki x jmpe2 kedai cupcake... Sakit tau kaki... dh ler jakun giler jarang masuk sane, agak kagum jgk laaa... besar lebey kurang MV tp envi rase cam x happening sgt... org2 tua ramailah..hiksss... pastu dh frust...tgk2 jam br kul 8pm... dr kempunan meleleh ayor liur mlm nnt, adalah baiknyer redah jer ker Pavilion plak..mintak2 ader lg cupcakes nyer...huhuuuu...

8.02pm shoot pegi Pavi plak... seb baik dh x jem kt area bkt bintang nuuuu... Memula igt nk park kt Menara Heck Seng (lufer laaa... tp tmpt keje Shikin kt situ)...skali masuk baru 5hengget x kisah brape jam pon..dgn syarat lps kul 6pm laaa.... tp memikirkan nk kene jalan plak, haishhhh malashnyer...lgpon dh mlm..nnt nk patah balik mcm seram lerr plak sorg2... tpakse laaa park dlm pavi..harapan hati kire jam br 3,4hengget kot??? skali mase nk bayor, humang aihhhhh!!!! terkezut mak noks! tgk kt bwh neh....13 min = RM6 ???? waddaaaaaaa??

lg mahai dr cupcakes mak beli noks!!! tp kerana rasa tekak, mak turutkan jgk...huhuuuu... tp yg penting, bukan takat cupcakes jer mak beli, donut jco skali mak blasah! haaa...hambek kau... pueh ati! hohooo... pastu tetibe rase mcm nk kene kencing manis...hahaaa...yer laaa...x hengat punyer makan mende2 manis smlm..dh ler 4 ketul semuanyer... mmg paras glukometer naik neh kalo gi check kt spital..hikssss...

yang pasti, mak tdo dgn lenanya smlm.... nyummm2...

2 days before year end...2009

salam... waaaaa, dh nk abis tahun 2009... 1more day to go... iskk..isk... byk kenangan dlm 2009 yg x bley aku lupe... ader manis, masam, pahit, kelat, pilu, gembiraa... sumer ader laaa... kalo nk citer dr A-Z, mmg x abis laaa.... tapi thn 2009 mmg thn yg mencabar... especially kerjaya & cinta...

ermmm.... how time flies so fasttt... sedar x sedar dh end of 2009... byk jgk laaa plan utk 2009 yg tercapai... so yg mane blom tercapai, dh siap sedia nk bring forward to 2010 plak... salah satunyer, nk beli rumah plak... syiok wooo ader umah sendirik.... tp yg plg penting mak aku soh aku kawen dulu...ekekee... xpe mak, dun worry... aku akan bekerja keras carik calon 10 org utk mak pilih jadik menantu kesayangan..bukan menantu hantu! :D

td blk keje truss shoot pegi klcc..layan chipmunk 2... bestttt siotttt! rasenyer dr awal hingga akhir mmg besttt...sedar2 citer nk abiss dh...haihhh...cpt btol abiss, x puas tgk pon lg... adakah akan repeat next year?? we'll see..ngeh3...

blk umah plak lyn mekdi prosperity... haishhh..caner laa x gemok neh... owhh luper.. azam thn dpn, nk kuwuss sket... byk plak lemak2 tepu bertempek kt situ sini..haishhh...buruk nor ropernyer.... tp xpe, yg penting happy!

bln pertama new year, well.... kami akan ke sabah!!!! yeahhhh!!! sabah, here we cumm!!! ooopppssss...silap... HERE WE COME!!!!! hahaaa.... sape penah pegi sabah?? angkat tgn!!! ape yg best kt sane selain snorkel? aaaa...jgn luperletak reminder bwk 2piece..ekekee... (percayalah..aku xde pon set bikini tuh...nmpknyer kene gi carik satu laa..hahaa)

plan lg satu nyer nk bisness online... nk jual ape eh?? mengikut perkiraan, jual org plg cpt kaya..mwahahaa.. kiddin'.... theres a few plan on my mind... so, kene pk betul2 dulu... bajet?? tu lg satu... kene saving laaa sket2... nnt kalo dh okey, bley rolling bisness plak... i loike the idea lah! sambil2 cari extra money...

hurmmm...what else eh?? mane nk sambut thn baru?? owhh...kt kg... nk buat kenduri kesyukuran... pastu mintak tok imam tu mandikan aku..mandi munga...ekekee.. joking... nk buat kenduri kesyukuran kerana masih dipanjangkan umur, dimurahkan rezeki pd thn nie... alhamdulillah... semoga thn2 akan dtg akan lebih baik dr thn2 yg sebelumnyer....

masa utk berubah? hurmm..insyaallah... aku jgk manusia biasa yg perlukan perubahan baik utk diri, keluarga & masyarakat... one fine day insyaallah... semoga Allah sentiasa pelihara aku ke jln yg benar...aminnnnn....

pjg lerr plak bebel nk abih thn nie eh? hikssss... so guys, ape azam thn baru korg plak???

LOVE, LUST & INFATUATION..

It’s easy to confuse between love and infatuation.

Infatuation may seem like love, and it is often intense,
but there are several important differences.

Understanding the diferences between love, lust and
infatuation can save you a lot of pain in relationships
and help you to know when it really is love.

Unconditional love is deviation based on commitment
and unselfish concern for one another. It freely accepts
another in loyalty and seeks his or her good.

Love is patient.

Lust is an intense sexual desire or appetite, an
overwhelming desire, as in lust for power. A sexual urge
or physical impulse.

Infatuation is an unrealistic or extravagant love or
admiration appealing to the sense and impulses, sometimes
called lust. Infatuation may be the initial attraction
that will, with time and commitment, grow into a mature
and unconditional love.

“Love waits. Lust wants. Love can’t wait to give what is
true and honorable. Lust can’t wait to take. Love mends.
Lust hurts. Love is secure. Lust is selfish. Lust ends.
Love lasts.”

The 11 worst reasons to get married?

Did you think your marriage would last forever on the day of your wedding? Or were you full of dread and trepidation? Each year, loads of couples walk down the aisle even when they sense their relationship is doomed.

The worst reasons to get married to anyone, ever.

1. Did not want to be single anymore
2. Thought my partner was the best I could do
3. Thought I could change some aspect of my partner
4. Felt family pressure
5. For financial reasons
6. There was an unplanned pregnancy
7. To escape my family
8. Figured I could make it work
9. Partner pressured me
10. Wanted to have children
11. It seemed like the next logical step

Marriage is suppose to be an honorable thing but most people picked some of the reasons above to get married.That is why most marriages end in divorces.People should learn to be honest with themselves and do the right thing.

Happiness in marriage is more than just finding the “right” person. It is a deliberate act of will: noble, selfless, disciplined, and, in the end, blissfully fulfilling, far beyond anything mere romantic dreams of effortless love have promised you.

5 Secrets For a Happy Marriage.

1. Respect
2. Courtesy
3. Unique Individuality
4. Be a Cheerleader
5. To Thy Own Self Be True

Salam... Hakikat kehidupan, lawannya kematian... Sebagai saudara sesama Islam, jika tidak keberatan, sudilah kawan2 sedekahkanlah Al-Fatihah utk arwah Shurini yg baru sahaja kembali ke rahmatullah petang tadi... Saya sempat melawat arwah sblm arwah menghembuskan nafas terakhir di HKL...

Arwah baru saja melahirkan putri sulung smlm... Akibat jangkitan dr demam denggi, arwah terpaksa dimasukkan ke ICU HKL sehingga saat terakhir.... Saya melihat arwah berusaha berjuang melawan penyakit utk meneruskan hidup baru disamping suami & puteri sulung.... Tetapi Allah lebih sayangkan arwah... Betapa berat mata melihat, berat lagi bahu yg memikul kesedihan ini... Ibu, ayah, suami, saudara mara, sahabat handai semua disisi mendoakan kesejahteraan tetapi takdir sudah menetapkan sehingga hari ini sahaja....

Suasana pilu menyelubungi ruang ICU HKL..... Apa yg terdaya hanyalah memanjatkan doa semoga arwah ditempatkan dikalangan org2 yg syahid dan beriman... Semoga puteri arwah dipanjangkan umur dan dielakkan dr sebarang penyakit...Insyaallah....

Sekadar ingatan utk yg masih bernyawa, sentiasalah muhasabah diri... Sebelum tidur, ampunkanlah segala kesalahan2 yg pernah dilakukan terhadap kita...Halalkan makan minum.... Terbit keinsafan dihati saya melihat kekuasaan Allah s.w.t.... Apa yang saya harapkan, semoga saya akan sentiasa berusaha menjadi seorang yg lebih baik dan sentiasa mengingati hakikat kematian... Kita tidak tahu bila dan dimana kita akan dipanggil mengadap-Nya tetapi sentiasa bersiap sedialah...

Buat arwah, saya doakan arwah ditempatkan dikalangan org2 yg beriman... Semoga keluarga arwah tabah menghadapi dugaan dari-Nya... Di sebalik kegembiraan bakal2 pengantin (musim org kawin nie), ingatlah pd yg telah tiada... Berhati2 dan berdoalah semoga dipanjangkan umur, dipermudahkan segala urusan dan mohonlah kepada Yg Maha Esa....

Al-Fatihah... Aminnnnn.... Semoga Allah mencucuri rahmat ke atas arwah....

Nota kaki: Bagi pihak arwah, jika arwah ada salah silap pd sesiapa, maafkanlah... Halalkan makan minum juga... Semoga arwah tenang disana... :(

Kenapa Lelaki Cepat Benar Berubah?

Lelaki mmg cpt berubah hati... Kdg2 aku x phm kenapa... Lihat sekeliling...byk kes suami tglkan isteri dan anak2, tunang tglkn bakal isteri, kekasih tglkan bakal tunang... Adakah semata2 tiada persefahaman lg? Atau kerana tidak mahu mengaku punyai org ketiga dlm hubungan? Tidak kasihankah pd anak2 yg masih kecil?


Lelaki tidak pernah cukup dgn SATU kah? Aku blom melalui peringkat perkahwinan dan ditinggalkan suami or tunang... tetapi org2 sekeliling yg aku kenal dan org2 yg rapat dgnku ada yg mengalaminyer.... Yg makin membuatkan aku tidak percaya dgn hakikat perkahwinan... Apa guna berkahwin jika hanya utk disakiti? Apa guna perkahwinan jika nasib si isteri dicampak2, ditendang2 leh suami sendiri? Apa guna juga berkahwin jika si isteri melalui kesukaran sendiri? Utk apa perkahwinan spt itu??


Melihat sang suami yg penuh kepura-puraan di hadapan keluarga bg menutup keburukan & busuknyer perangai si suami terhadap isteri sendiri membuatkan aku teringin mau pijak2 si suami... Jika sudah tiada syg dihati, PULANGKAN pd keluarga si isteri... Tak perlu berpura2 bahagia, hakikatnyer isteri makan hati berendam air mata mengenangkan pe'el setan si suami.... Apakah kekurangan isteri? Berbincanglah mencari jln penyelesaian! BUkan keluar mencari betina! Aku pantang pd org ketiga yg boleh menyebabkan keruntuhan masjid org lain... AKu cuba utk tidak menjadi perempuan spt itu...


Melihat org2 yg terdekat melalui kegagalan perkahwinan disebabkn si lelaki curang mmg membuat darahku mendidih...sementelahan pula melihat org yg plg rapat juga pernah melalui kegagalan rumahtangga... buat aku keliru...takut... bimbang... berfikir byk2 kali utk berkahwin....

Penyebab keruntuhan rumahtangga pelbagai... Tp aku hanya fokus pd kecurangan si suami... Bukan tiada isteri yg curang...ADA tp tidak seramai lelaki... Pernahkan lelaki bertanya kenapa perempuan juga cenderung utk curang? Mungkin kerana ego kamu? Mungkin juga kerana indah kabar dr hakikat sebenar? Fikir2kanlah lelaki..... Sekali kamu aniaya wanita a.k.a isteri sendiri, hanya Allah yg mampu membalasnyer... Semoga suami2, tunang2, kekasih2 di luar sana berusaha utk menjadi yg terbaik terhadap pasangan masing2...


Tiada kaitan dgn sesiapa di sini..sekadar luahan perasaan terhadap sikap si lelaki hidung belang...


Nota kaki: Wahai kaum lelaki, sayangi & kasihilah isteri, tunang, kekasih kamu sepenuh hati.. Jgn sesekali terfikir utk mencuba kerana akibatnya amat dahsyat....Hindari org ketiga kerana amat merbahaya utk kesihatan kamu.. pesanan dr penaja :D

haipp..lamenyer x berblogging...bkn ape, bz... (bz sket jer, malas yg byk haha)... semenjak 2 menjak neh asik mimpi bukan2 jer...lg2 kalo mimpi ular..hadoii..x bley blah betul..kalo betol2 jadik xpe..nie asik mimpi & angan2 jer..aduyaii..kronik dh nie..lonely thp dewataraya..camno tuh?

akhir2 nie jgk, mental asik x betul jerk..apakah sindrom2 penuaan? iskk iskk...org kata, (nie org kata laaa).... kalo mimpi ular nie ader kaitan ngan pasangan @ jodoh.... lately, asik mimpi kene patuk ngan ular..giler sakit...dh ler mmg takot ular dr kecik...inikan mimpi kene patuk...adoiiiii....

Dear Him,

hey u...its been so long since the last time we met...errr,hows life? where shud i start eh? i have sumthin to tell but i dunno..maybe im afraid of losing u too...hmmm, i think i shud tell when it started to happen....

its been so long time ago since the first time i got crush on u but i just let it stay in me... time passes by but im stil here...keep it with me without telling u n anyone else...that time, i think its just a teenager's kindda feeling...its normal when we were young we got crush on sumbody... now,its been like years n i still have the sparks on u.... tryin to divert the feelings i had to others, sumtimes i did it but most of the time, it wont last until i dunno anymore how to avoid it from bursting from my chest....

eventhough we were far apart, sumtimes we did keep in touch...telling stories & lies as well..hahaa..i stil remember every single things that we did before... when i need a shoulder to cry on,its u came to the rescue...when i need sumone to hang out with, its u again i looked for. when i had sumthin to share with, its u the one i want to share with. when i felt lonely, its u i missed the most! i know its kindda crazy but i think u drive me crazy already...
just, i dun know either to tell u or to hush that feelings away... arghhhh...i feel so damn crazy... i want u but im afraid u dun feel the same way that i do... i want to leave u but i dun know yet how u feel about me...camno tuh? gila laaa aku nnt..... or is it okay for me to hush the feelings away slowly? so that he dun know im leaving him and start looking for a new love? im just cracking my headlah rite now....

or, shud i just sit back quitely and hoping that he will get the vibe? nie lg giler....dh spuloh thn dh aku tggu dier dpt that vibe...sadis betol....

Hantu Raya Nak Sampaikan Pesan Sket neh... :D

Arini genap 13 hari umat Islam berpuasa...heheh..tp xler sumer posa penuh 13hari kowt...hikss.. bulan puasa nie,seronok sbb dpt blk keje awal...tp yg x thn tu,jem gilerr x hengat...tu la yg plg x syok dok KL neh...kalo laa bley terbang,huhhh lame dh buat...x pyh sesak2 kt jln raye tuh....
aaaaa...tu kt atas ader video antu raye...kwn antar..cam kiut plak antu tuh..siol jerk..dh kene ikat pon lg mau ugut2 nk kaco lps raye nnt...haippp...

ermm...persiapan raye boleh laaa sket2...skrg br teringat psl sampul duit raya, kad raya, duit raya nyer blom tukaq lagi...adoiiii....mintak2 abah bwk sok sampul duit raya & kad raya yg kami kirim ptg td....lame dh x antar kad raya...zaman skolah dulu2,rajin laaa nk antar...skrg nie sumer pakai virtual jerr....dh xde dpt kad dh...mmg oldskool giler tp sentimental value tu yg penting......
baju raye?? hehee...seb baik tukang jahit amek lg...ihihiii...

*baju rayaku 3 pasang...seb baik tukang jahit nk amek lg...hikss*

td sambil2 layan tv, tipon mak kjp... sgt sakit ati dgr mak citer.....nie psl org yg busuk hati...hati berulat....eeeeiiiiiii geramnyerrrrr........citernyer mcm nie....

adik guwe diminta kuar dr umah dier menyewa skrg tanpa sbb...nk kate adik x byr sewa,x penah miss...pehtu umah tu mase awal2 masuk sgt laaa mcm umah usang dh kene tgl 3,4 thn....tp bile adik masuk, abih dier gi cat baru...baiki mcm2.... skrg nie, org yg deal umah tu mintak dier kuar tanpa sbb...dh ler adik tu br lps pantang...tgl pon berdua jer ngan anak dier psl hubby dier keje kt HSZ Terengganu...sorg kt spital Muadzam Shah, sorg kt Ganu....

macik mongok tu x kesian ker....mmg xde ati perot, usus, limpa betol lah...kalo ko nk naikkan sewa,ckp jer...x yah laa bg mcm2 alasan..pehtu biler mintak no tipon tuan umah sbb nk diskas,ader ker bg alasan plg hanjeng?? xde no tipon tuan umah....mcm bab* jerrr.... guwe saket ati neh sama itu macik bongok! mmg nk kene dier neh.....

macik mongok, tggu laaaaaaaa.... kite buat perhitungan! (mcm lerr macik tuh bace blog neh...haha)... guwe sgt gerammm skrg nie..kalo lerr muadzam tu dkt2,mmg guwe dh gi pijak2 macik tuh...toreh2 muke dier...pehtu bakar.....gggggggrrrr....gilerr ganaz imaginasi...huhuuuu....
seb baik bln posaa...sabar lg neh.....astagaa...muger2 adik tabah di sanaa... kalo guwe jmpe maciktuh, mmg dier dpt ayat neraka laaaa......ggggrrrr