Friday, August 7, 2009

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?


One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary !!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing’$ mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of your worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.


I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.


$incerely Your$ ,

Marian $hih

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The next day, the employee received a nice reply like this :

Dear Marian


I kNOw what you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NO t doing NOticeably well as yet .


NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.


I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.


Yours truly,

Finance Manager


Note: Just for laugh... :))

2 comments:

HambaMaya said...

cepat la akhir tahun.. tak sabar nak tgk bonus dapat berapa.. (dapat ker?)

Cik Anggun said...

owhhh...untunglah kamu kalo dpt..kami tiada bonos... air soya cap bonos jer dpt..hukhuk